no dick december

no girls can have sex in december

girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December

girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december

by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018

NO DICK DECEMBER

Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.

Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!

by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019

No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.

Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord

by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019

Destroy dick December

When a male succeeds no but November they are challenged to not nut again for the whole month of december

BRO DONT NUT IT IS DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

by KANYEBUTTMAM November 27, 2019

Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.

Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December

by Austriaball November 13, 2017

Grab dick December

Grab dick December, basically your gf grabs yo D all December

I cant wait for Grab dick December

by Joe Mcinnis December 1, 2019

decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december

boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.

by amanda pedle December 2, 2019