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creepy pete

A guy that is prone to rubbing on chicks. This comes and goes.
Was Andrew being a creepy pete?
by Kerry February 13, 2004
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creepy treehouse

A place online that adults build with the intention of luring kids in.
Its totally creepy treehouse that Professor Jones wants me to be his mySpace friend.
by John Krutsch April 20, 2008
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Creepy Dave

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.
Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."
by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009
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Creepy Craig

1.to offer a handshake in such a manner that makes the recipient get in really close so the other hand can grope genitalia and/or the anus. to be done correctly the pinky of the offerers hand must remain in contact with the navel. typically performed man on man.

2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.
Creepy Craig just strangly performed a Creepy Craig on my balls.
by Charles Driggers May 17, 2007
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creepy pasta

they will kill you but stop making porn about them the will kill your ass
stop the porn for the creepy pasta
by sub to pewdiepie January 22, 2019
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creepy queefer

The slutty chick no one wants to be associated with.
by Daniel Mcneal July 21, 2006
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creepy joey

A guy that tries to flirt with every girl, to get something out of them. Yet none of them are interested but he still thinks he’s hot shit.
“Why is he trying to get with me?”
“Oh cause he’s creepy Joey, just ignore it”
by Procrastinator May 13, 2019
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