by Kerry February 13, 2004

by John Krutsch April 20, 2008

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.
Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."
by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009

1.to offer a handshake in such a manner that makes the recipient get in really close so the other hand can grope genitalia and/or the anus. to be done correctly the pinky of the offerers hand must remain in contact with the navel. typically performed man on man.
2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.
2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.
by Charles Driggers May 17, 2007

by sub to pewdiepie January 22, 2019

by Daniel Mcneal July 21, 2006

A guy that tries to flirt with every girl, to get something out of them. Yet none of them are interested but he still thinks he’s hot shit.
by Procrastinator May 13, 2019
