Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.

"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"

by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018

Arabian Tissue

It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.

Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!

by Nade January 11, 2008

Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 23, 2007

tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER May 20, 2018

tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

by FunkWeasel March 18, 2011