Nirvana 

When a man enters any bathroom, while urinating he somehow manages to Burp, Sneeze, and fart all while urinating.

Mike: You'll never guess what happened what happened to me this morning!
Vern: What, did you skillfully perform the Dolphin?
Mike: No, my good chum. I found my Nirvana at 3:17 A.M.
Vern: ... The fart-burp-sneeze thing?
Mike: Yeah ... I passed out and woke up seeing Angels.

Nirvana by BornAJuggalo December 17, 2008

nirvana 

An overrated band that nobody really liked.

The best part of Nirvana was when that one faggot killed himself.

nirvana by TaterSalad March 28, 2005

Nirvana 

1) Buddhist's heaven

2) A grunge band that was formed in 1988 and was fronted by Kurt Cobain. Nowadays, there's idiotic teen girls who wear the shirts with only the name and the dead smiley face on them and they have either only heard one song from them (SLTS) and think that Kurt's still alive or think that Nirvana is a fucking CLOTHING BRAND!

Stupid 15-year-old girl: I love Nirvana! I'm one their biggest fans

Me: (unsure) Uh, you are? What are your favourite songs?

15yo girl : Smells Like Teen Spirit!

Me: Uhhh, is that the only one you know?

15yo girl: Pretty much, yeah. I really want to see Kurt someday !

Me: (gets upset) He killed himself 23 fucking years ago! You shouldn't call yourself a fan if you don't know jack shit about the band!

15yo girl: Wait, he died?! I didn't know that!

Me: (rubs forehead and walks away feeling pissed) I really fucking hate this generation of teens, they are all so stupid and ignorant!

Nirvana by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 19, 2017

Nirvana 

a very beautiful (perfect) girl

wow she’s such a Nirvana ..

Nirvana by therealnirvana May 6, 2018

Nirvana 

A girl who doesn’t like to be noticed. She tends to be very quiet but talks a lot when comfortable. She has a lot of friends even tho she thinks she has none. A lot of guys find her beautiful although she cannot see it for herself. Her eyes are one of her best features. She doesn’t like being confronted. She likes all types of music and everyone loves her name. She is a very interesting character.

“Did you see Nirvana?”

“Yeah, she’s pretty interesting”

Nirvana by 4-?3! June 7, 2018

Nirvana 

Beginning in 1987 with Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic and Aaron Burckhard. Their first release, a cover of a Shocking Blue song Love Buzz pressed on only 1000 numbered vinyl singles. Replacing Aaron, the band borrowed Dale Crover from The Melvins. Shortly afterwards, the band found Chad Channing. Dale was given back and Chad was hired. With this new lineup, Nirvana recorded their first album, Bleach, in 1989.

In 1990, the band entered Smart Studios with producer Butch Vig. The sessions were productive, producing early versions of future hits such as Lithium, Sappy and Polly

During 1991, Dave Grohl's band, Scream, disbanded and hr placed a call to Buzz Osbourne for advice. Nirvana had recently fired Chad, so Buzz suggested to join Nirvana. Dave aced his audition and joined the band.

The band joined Butch Vig for a second time to begin recording their second album for DGC Records. The album, Nevermind, was a massive sucess
s. The album spanned four singles, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Come As You Are, Lithium and In Bloom.

After Nirvana's rise to stardom, they toured heavily and released a compilation album, Incesticide, in th1992.

1993 saw Nirvana's final studio album, In Utero. With the critically acclaimed single Heart Shaped Box, it reached international fame. A second single was released with All Apologies and Rape Me.

Due to Cobain's death in 1994, Nirvana disbanded.

Three best Nirvana albums, bleach in utero and incesticide

Nirvana by NevermindNirvana August 4, 2018

Nirvana 

THE BESTSESTSETSTST BAND EVER TO EXIST KIRT COBAIN COULD SCREAM IN TUNE LIKE DF LISTEN TO PAPER CUTS ITS THE SHIT MY DUDE- theEdgey13YearOld

Nirvana is the best band ever to exist on earth. R.I.P. Kurt Cobain (i just realized what if XXXtenaction was Kurt Cobain reincarnated like bruh woke af rn)

Nirvana by Thesunhatesmebcsimwhiteasf October 27, 2018