Nintendo Juke

The act of shaking, avoiding, deking a defender in Madden or NHL without using designated button assigned for that purpose. Basically using just the dpad or Analog to avoid the defender.

I can't believe you scored on me with that nintendo juke bullshit.

Nintendo Juke by Tyhump July 16, 2011

Nintendo 64 

The greatest game system of all time, hands down. N64 is what kept me sane from 2nd grade to my freshman year in high school.

And on the eighth day, God said: Let there be Zelda on Nintendo 64! And God saw that this was, and it was good.

Nintendo 64 by A-Whack March 13, 2008

Nintendo Simp 

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker

This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.

Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.

Nintendo Simp by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022

Nintendo DS Lite

Pure sexiness. Infact it is an essance so sexy, that you could bottle it, then sell it to a french monarch at a price of 80 francs.

French Monarch: Sacre bleu! c'est l'odeur très sexé du Nintendo DS Lite!

Daniel: Yes, I do enjoy your countries prostitutes as well as your fine cheese.

Nintendo DS Lite by Daniel MacFarlane June 21, 2006

Nintendo Dolphin 

Original project name for the Nintendo Gamecube.

When is the Nintendo Dolphin coming out?

Nintendo Dolphin by Marshall Banana June 6, 2005

Nintendo CPR 

verb. - the act of furiously blowing into a NES, SNES or N64 console or game cartridge in an effort remove dust and make the game start properly. Can also be abreviated as NCPR (Nintendo CardioPulmonary Resuscitation).

Dude 1: "Oh no! Super Smash Bros. doesn't work any more!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry - you can save it. Just give it some Nintendo CPR."

Nintendo CPR by HidenHero June 17, 2007

nintendo 64 

The nintendo 64 was an awesome console and still is. I remember growing up on this thing. I got it when i was 5 when it first came out and had it for a while. It had so many good games like: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart, Zelda(s), James Bond: Golden eye and so many others. I had so many fond memories with the N64. I would rent a game almost every week and try to beat it before I had to give it back. I rented Goldeneye like 11 times it was so much fun. I wish I never got rid of it. It is so much better than the new ones, it may not look as good, but the games are alot better.

I miss my nintendo 64..

nintendo 64 by Tender Vittles July 25, 2008