Normie Net

The side of the internet used by normies. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, basically anywhere you don't see anime, porn, and/or drug marketplaces.

Me, an internet aficionado: Do people use "xpost r/whatever on the Normie Net?"
Normie: what? I don't know what that means
Me: I'll take that as a no

by hey-zeus christo September 22, 2017

Tessa Netting

A Youtuber/Actress/Singer/Dancer/Former Ballet Girl in Billy Elliot on Broadway. She's amazing. Her fandom is fun to be a part of, considering she actually COMMUNICATES with her fans and she is a fangirl herself.

Me- Have you heard of Tessa Netting?
Person- No.
Me- YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!

by jbpink6 June 27, 2013

Brooklyn Nets

New York's newest basketball team, originally from New Jersey, moved to New York, then back to New Jersey, and then back to New York!

The Brooklyn Nets are Brooklyn's first team since the Dodgers letft in 1957. Watch out New York Knicks, you've now got competition!

by AColtsFan February 26, 2013

net lag

A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime.

(For details, google "photoentrainment".)

I was online until midnight last night, and now I feel like I'm still on Tokyo time. Net lag sucks.

by Tom Cohen November 30, 2009

net compliments

Commendation or flattery aimed at an individual who is accomplished, keen, and resourceful with regard to internet related tasks...

"I'm just Joe Schmo, but her constant net compliments make me feel perpetual."

by Naaadz December 3, 2005

Sky-netted

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.

The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

or

Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010

Ug Net

A friend you bring out to bars and club to take the ugs and the fatties so you can hit on their attractive friends. If done effectively should create a kind of net to capture the ugs.

1. Picking up chicks without an ug net is like doing your sister without a condom.

by Chudge Dredd November 15, 2009