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Neapolitan Deal

A cuckoldry act in heterosexual relationships in which the female partner dominates a third party male, who is simultaneously dominating the male partner, forming a triple decker sexual act much like Neapolitan ice cream.
"My wife and I have a Neapolitan Deal with our neighbor, Todd."
by sinthia April 20, 2019
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Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross
by kill m3 June 26, 2019
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Neapolitanism

A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.
It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.
by Iscariom January 15, 2020
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Neopolian icecream

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard they bleed and you give them a cream pie then eat them out after they shit
My boyfriend Thievishshark69 gave me a mad neopolian icecream last night
by Pateints April 4, 2021
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Neapolitan Shake

When you cum in someone’s mouth and pour cocaine in, then shit in their mouth and then punch them so hard they start bleeding.
Will: Yo, me and my girl broke up last night.
Peter: Why, what happened?
Will: She said I wasn’t kinky enough in bed, so I tried giving her a Neapolitan Shake.
by breezechain September 4, 2021
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Neapolitan Meat Grinder

The act of impregnating a female, while your testicles are dangling in a running meat grinder and you’re both eating Neapolitan flavored ice cream.
Hey babe! Wanna try the Neapolitan Meat Grinder tonight?
by Lizzy Borden yo! May 10, 2023
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negropolitan

Much like the ice cream form of "Neopolitan", comes this term for a man with two different color ho's. This would involve a black man, a white chick, and a mexican chick.
Chaz and his ho's are negropolitan.
by Droopy May 9, 2003
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