Ned

A Ned is an extremely sexy, buff and sport super star fella. Ladies are drawn to him. Defines the term 'chick magnet' as women are attracted to him

Girl 1 "hey look it is a Ned"
Girl 2 "how do you know"
Girl 1 "just look at him"

by Anonymous18572 July 9, 2016

ned

jazz's boyfriend

i am a friend of ned

by hector von trillman the third September 4, 2019

NED

An all around awesome guy. Ned(s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a Ned you'll love him forever. Neds(s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.

"Dude, who was that guy that said that awesome comeback?"

"Probably Ned."

by Nedinski October 28, 2018

neds

Negative, no, fuck no.

Brock: you wanna go "herd"some sheep?
You: Neds bro neds

by buffalowbyll September 6, 2018

NED

not even down. someone who doesn't wanna go out or passes out early. lame, not down to have a good time.

"He didn't wanna go to the party Saturday, he fell asleep at like 10 o'clock!"
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."

by down to party February 12, 2013

Ned

Describes a person’s Genie or Clone that has good fashion sense or style

My Genie got the Gucci ned on today.

by Genies December 19, 2018

Ned

A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel

Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!

by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 8, 2010