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North Carolina Hair Tie

Grabbing on the pony tail of a pickpocket (or other low level thief) and refusing to let go until you get your shit back.
@barr_none: an American mom taught the Italians a new little trick called standing up for themselves, they are using a little move that I'm affectionately calling the "North Carolina Hair Tie", "Get Fucked Criminals"
by anonymous August 28, 2025
mugGet the North Carolina Hair Tiemug.
When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.
Luke gave that girl a North Carolina Sandy Meat Ball last night.
by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021
mugGet the North Carolina sandy meat ballmug.

North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014
"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"
by rooster_69 March 12, 2024
mugGet the North Carolina Minivanmug.

North Carolina Nosebleed

When one sticks their penis into someone’s nostrils, causing their nostrils to bleed
by epeezy June 30, 2025
mugGet the North Carolina Nosebleedmug.

North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
mugGet the North Carolina Napalm Cannonmug.

Newton North Carolina

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis
by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011
mugGet the Newton North Carolinamug.

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