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Final Exit TV Network

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.
"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"
by Humor Smith February 27, 2009
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Digital Brand Network

A Digital Brand Network (DBN) is the (measurable) presence of a brand online and is comprised of technology (functionality) and people (user behavior).

A DBN includes platforms, applications, content, IP addresses and URL's.

The DBN is a theory stating that brands are evolving. Beyond the current concept, where brands are experiential platforms that connect people, the next evolutionary stage will see brands as networks comprised of people.
Our online group is hiring an interactive marketing consultant to help manage our digital brand network.
by digi-t April 17, 2009
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Local Hosting Network

A supposedly "zero drag" network connection to a gaming server achieved because of the lack of internet dependency.
Game play is naturally much smoother on a Local Hosting Network.
by Jack K. White July 27, 2010
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psychic friends network

Ubiquitous 1990's late night TV infomercial phenomenon. PSN was a 1 900 number psychic service that charged astronomical per minute charges. Instead of merely hiring an actor to pose as a psychic and hawk services directly to a camera (see Miss Cleo), PSN employed past their prime entertainment personalities to "host" a casual roundtable discussion that persistently extolled the proficiency of the network psychics. PSN also used phone testimonials from shills to enhance a not so subtle peer pressure to dial the phone.

PSN's infomercial model proved very successful. Like Home Shopping Network and QVC, the creation of an artificial peer group to sell almost anything attracted many people with few social outlets.
Back in 1993, Melvyn's mom racked up $10,000 in phone bills from watching Psychic Friends Network late at night. After the auto accident, she had nothing to do but lie in her full body cast and endlessly call for her horoscope.
by poorbrokegradstudent August 20, 2010
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national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.
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Megaman Battle Network

A game related to the Megaman seriese owned by Capcom. The game solely revolves around internet or internet properties. Lan (main character) sends his program, or Net Navi, Megaman.exe, into certain objects to stop net hacking/crime.
Capcom has released a new game for the Megaman Battle Network seriese.
by Namlhof June 28, 2003
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cartoon network

A channel on TV devoted to showing animated shows. During the day these shows are aimed at children. Later on you get a slightly older crowd and a lot of anime. Starting at 11 each night (except Fridays) you have adult swim, which is a block of programming devoted to animated shows targeted at the 14+ category.
Cartoon Network is a pretty good channel. It is better than Nickelodean (though I still think Nick's good) and adult swim is the best.
by Newbia September 1, 2004
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