mystery meat

what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat

by aussie bob March 7, 2005

MYSTERY WHORE

WON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE 'TILL AFTER YOU HAVE SEX

Vanderbilt: So seraph, how much of a pedophile do you feel like right now?
Vanderbilt: Even though you don't know what the other two girls look like.
Seraph: uhm...
Kassie: MYSTERY WHORE

by DandyVandy September 28, 2011

mystery-muff

Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.

One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.

When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.

Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.

Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)

Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.

Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!

by ObWan July 29, 2010

mystery shower

When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.

For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.

00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.

by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017

Mystery Stakeholder

A senior member of a team who hadn't been involved in the development of a project who then comes in and completely changes the goals or "doesn't like" something the entire team has worked toward and agrres with.

Jill didn't show the brief to her boss, a mystery stakeholder, and now after months of work - he's canceled it because he doesn't like the green color that was used.

by businessSlang September 16, 2012

mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"

i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!

by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009

Solve a mystery

To smoke a joint in a hippy van, smoking weed

Hey yo Gerald, let's go solve a mystery in your van after class, and maybe get some Taco Bell on the way!

by Mystery mam March 8, 2018