my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

my dad

my dad is unexisting

hey want to see something that is gone my dad

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

My dad

Sorry we couldn’t find him

Hey my dad where are you :)

by Wowzakimmy May 05, 2019

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 06, 2022

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 04, 2023

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019