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jailhouse muslim

A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.
Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness

Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist
by Psychnurse June 28, 2016
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Shiite Muslim balls

A replacement term for using a "fecal explitive" ie: saying shucks, shoot, dang, crap
Mary says she won't go out with me... "Shiite Muslim balls!"
by Acmeusa July 3, 2018
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Muslimland

western europe mainland, u.k. and scandinavia where ancient regions of what is now called Muslimland
by SgrDD April 10, 2008
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mulliter

1. Having a haircut in the style of a mullet.
2. A person of which has committed an extreme fashion faux pas, with bad style including clothing, hair, etc.
Look at that loser's waist high pants, what a mulliter!
by wershan May 6, 2003
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radical muslim

A muslim that likes to ski and/or skateboard.
Jalal is such a radical muslim, he was tearing it up at the skatepark last night
by Abu Macaroni February 5, 2022
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Muslim Extremist

Commonly known as a terrorist or insurgent. A follower of the most adamant faiths of radical and fundamentalist Islam, of whose beliefs and actions may interfere with and occasionally threaten the lives and lifestyles of others who share opposing views on religion and lifestyle.

The shared goal of Muslim Extremists are to put 'church' over 'state'. In this case to put their 'church' over everyone else's 'church',because they believe that their god can kick your god's ass.
Currently the second highest threat to any Democratic society, the first being the apathetic non-voting Democratic society itself.

The common profile for a muslim extremist fits that of the college age male of african, middle eastern, and caucasion descent. Often do not shave any facial nor are they ever bald because hairlessness is godlessness. If they are bald, we assume they have leukemia or are neo-nazis.

Muslim Extremists frequently are associated with black listed terror cells such as Al-Qaeda, The Black Panthers, Hezbollah, and the PLO. Mainly located in very large cities, where they are inevetibly harder to track.

See: groups of people most commonly killed by United States Marines.
Me: "Osama is a popular Muslim Extremist; he intends to not only seek revenge on America but he intends to eradicate all other religions and non-islamic forms of government." No shit...
by insert terrorist psuedonym August 28, 2008
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muslim bookmark

hi there. I needed a muslim bookmark for my muslim book.
by Pineapple.243 December 23, 2009
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