Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

by wandmore March 17, 2007

Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003

congo musket

When one defacates into someone's mouth, and fucks it down their throat with their member.

"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"

"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"

by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006

Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 9, 2020

Pack My Musket

When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.

Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!

by musketeer69 January 8, 2019

Music City Musket Loader

When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"

My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JDMKNASH January 12, 2022

musketeer

a shot which includes one 3rd whiskey, vodka and jag.

bartender, "what can i get you guys"
girls, "we would like 3 musketeers"
bartender, "comming right up"

by mcollege October 26, 2010