A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018
Get the Mushroom dick mug.the changing of a song half way through because someone got bored with it.
Generally this occurs with an ipod that has been put on shuffle mode or by the passenger in a car when the driver is to preoccupied to stop him.
Generally this occurs with an ipod that has been put on shuffle mode or by the passenger in a car when the driver is to preoccupied to stop him.
Person 1: Man i wish he wouldn't stop changing the song halfway through.
Person 2: Yea he needs to just pick something he's totally got "Musical A.D.D"
Person 2: Yea he needs to just pick something he's totally got "Musical A.D.D"
by panther68 July 5, 2009
Get the Musical A.D.D mug.When you have a strong feeling that you have heard a familiar song before and you associate it with a time or an emotion, but you aren't exactly sure when or where you have heard the song. This usually occurs most strongly at the beginning of the song, but can last the entire duration as well.
When the otherwise seemingly happy song came on, Paul felt nostalgic and a bit depressed, although he wasn't sure why. He was experiencing musical deja vu.
I hate it when I get musical deja vu because I can't remember where I heard the song before.
I hate it when I get musical deja vu because I can't remember where I heard the song before.
by Max Luigi March 21, 2009
Get the Musical Deja Vu mug.The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
Get the Mushroom baton mug.The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
by folded cache out June 1, 2013
Get the shittiest musician ever mug.The craziest, wildest, most volatile coach known to man, in any sport. Although a very nice man off the football field, when he's on the sideline, his levels of both anger and elation exceed the limits that were previously known to the human race. Muschamp has been known to yell, "BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER" at the top of his lungs- which is usually loud enough for the TV cameras to pick up- when his defense (which he is also known for building and coaching well) makes a big stop. Search his name in youtube, and the first four suggestions you'll get are angry, crazy, mad and cussing.
One time, he got so pissed at one of his players that he was literally unable to form words, and just clenched his teeth and sputtered for several seconds before he actually gave up trying to speak and turned away.
Another time, he was so upset over a bad call against his team that he chewed out a referee throughout the entire ensuing TV commercial. Then, he decided that the TV timeout didn't give him adequate time to properly deliver his tongue lashing, so he called a timeout just to run back to the same ref and scream at him for another three minutes.
He'll be the first one to congratulate you on a big play, and he'll be the first to get in your face after a bad play- and either way, your ears will be ringing for hours.
One time, he got so pissed at one of his players that he was literally unable to form words, and just clenched his teeth and sputtered for several seconds before he actually gave up trying to speak and turned away.
Another time, he was so upset over a bad call against his team that he chewed out a referee throughout the entire ensuing TV commercial. Then, he decided that the TV timeout didn't give him adequate time to properly deliver his tongue lashing, so he called a timeout just to run back to the same ref and scream at him for another three minutes.
He'll be the first one to congratulate you on a big play, and he'll be the first to get in your face after a bad play- and either way, your ears will be ringing for hours.
by Michael Hammond May 4, 2013
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