mosquito

An excuse to hit your friends and/or people in close proximity who are pissing you off.

"Dude, why did you just slap me?"
"... mosquito."

by grassilla August 23, 2011

dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 1, 2014

hangin masquito

tucking your scrotum and testes between your legs so that the person behind you see what seems to be a masquito's face

i gave her the hangin masquito and she gave me some african prune face

by james ledford July 21, 2006

mosquito

evil creatures designed for one purpose: TO CLONE THE HUMAN RACE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Dracula the vampire.

by BETH AND VICKY November 18, 2004

mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all

omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites

by loulouxxx June 22, 2009

mosquito

Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.

"That girl is such a mosquito"

by fahmie October 15, 2008

mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 14, 2008