Morning Person

That irritatingly happy person that has no need for high octane coffee when they wake up. Generally, these people are a myth found only in Narnia, but every now and then one will escape and it is the job of the (much more awesome) night people to coerce them back into the wardrobe.

Jill was a total morning person. You could definitely tell that she just came out of the closet.

by LopsidedMidget July 27, 2012

Russian Morning

The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.

Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.

by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014

morning after pill

A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!

Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee

by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006

Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011

morning skinny

That time in the morning when you wake up and look your absolute best because you're morning skinny.

Mila: fuck I looked so good when I woke up, it's all because I was morning skinny.

by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019

son of the morning

Another name for 'Lucifer' (Latin: literally meaning 'light bearing') has not always been associated with the fallen angel, Satan. Originally, it was simply the Roman name of the planet Venus, the 'morning star' that rose just before the sun. ... In Isaiah 14:12, we find the Hebrew phrase, "HeYLeL BeN-ShaCHaR", meaning 'bright son of the morning/dawn' (i.e. 'bright/glowing morning star'). In the Greek version of the Old Testament (the Septuagint), this was translated as 'Phosphorus' (the Greek name of the morning star), and thence translated 'Lucifer' in the Latin Vulgate bible. Isaiah chapter 14 probably condemns the arrogance of the kings of Babylon who considered themselves glorious as the morning star, yet fell to earth. However, due to a confusion of the passages Isaiah 14:12, Luke 10:18 and Revelation 12:7-10, the name 'Lucifer' became applied to the Devil.

"Lucifer son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of
earth!"
Max Romeo,'Chase The Devil'

by mrforde August 22, 2006

monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.

Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.

by OverAllComa January 13, 2005