montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018

Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022

Pull a Moonie

When a certain girl or someone in general says they're going eepy, and then proceeds to come back multiple times before actually passing out 😀

Moonie: "I'll go to bed now"
*2 hours later:*
Moonie: I'm actually going to bed this time I swear-
Random dude: Moonie, don't pull a Moonie

by Thebitchassmotherfucker May 28, 2025