i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 9, 2019

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.

The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023

Monopoly Karen

Someone who, whilst playing Monopoly, gets mad at others for adhering to rules with which they are not familiar.

The bank CAN auction that property if you don’t want to buy it. And I’m going to offer $10 for it. Don’t be a Monopoly Karen just because you don’t know the rules!

by anonymous August 23, 2025

Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.

"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "

by Willywonnka October 13, 2017

monopoly nut

When you have a line of girls in front of you with money on each of them and what ever number you get on the dice role you nut on the girl and take the money

Bro, was playing a game of monopoly nut yesterday and I won 100 bucks!

by Oof lord September 30, 2017