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i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.
I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.
by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018
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go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
by Sexydimma December 9, 2019
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Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
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Monopoly

Doing rude things that we probably shouldn’t doing in the eyes of our lord
Jade Leck and myself spent the night playing monopoly
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Monopoly

A way to ruin any family connections and friendships
THAT MOTHERFUCKER OWES ME MONEY IN MONOPOLY
by Universe the madlad December 28, 2020
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Monopoliical

1. Having to do with Monopoly (game)

2.Monopoliical evening (game night, not just Monopoly)
3. Monopoliical life (playing Monopoly,or games, all the time)
1. You can use that charm as a monopoliical piece.
2. Invite everyone to my house I feel like having a monopoliical evening!
3. I love playing Monopoly and other games with friends! We share a monopoliical life.
by Cywhea December 11, 2020
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Monopoly

This word has two meanings.

1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
2. a long-ass game that ruins friendships.

To find other games that ruin friendships, see also Mario Party.
1. "his likely motive was to protect his regional monopoly on furs"
2. Person 1: Hey wanna play Monopoly?

P2: sure

(Two hours later)

P1: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
by LazyLuna January 31, 2017
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