monkeyfinder

On Hypixel Skyblock, the party finder for dungeons and kuudra is commonly referred to as monkeyfinder due to how hard it is to find a good party

Person 1: You down to do some f7?
Person 2: Yeah but I don't have a party
Person 1: Just queue monkeyfinder.

by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023

Monkeypunching

The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"

The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.

by Profane Virtue July 18, 2024

monkeypuff

Monkey puffing is when you are smoking an illicit substance (usually meth) with the use of a glass bubble pipe and instead of sucking the smoke normally, you hit it while pushing little puffs of air in and out using your cheeks, resembling the sound a little monkey makes. The purpose of this method is to a. Check the quality of the substance that you're smoking to see if the smoke falls or rises, due to being stomped on b. For some strange reason you get bigger hits c. It annoys the living piss out of the people you're smoking with so MAYBE they'll go away and stop smoking your dope.

I just saw Julie monkeypuff the new shit we got and she fell over dead! There must be fentanyl in it.

by Mr.Tank February 28, 2024

Monkeynutting

Monkeynutting is the process of injecting Bananna paste up ones urethra, and then squirting it out into a person of color's mouth for sexual enjoyment.

Bob was caught monkeynutting into ladarishawntaviouses mouth

by Bob the door knob December 18, 2024