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Mongo

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts
For fuck sake Paolo hurry up and chip out, your being a mongo again
by Paulc87 December 24, 2022
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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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MONGO

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo
by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019
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Mongo

A dutch twat who is kinda retarded
Merlin is such a mongo!
Omg dude have you seen that merlin guy, hes such a mongo!
by Tyler1223 January 22, 2020
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Mongos

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.
by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022
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Mongo

A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.
"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"
by poutinepukes October 4, 2016
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Mongo

A really nice person who gets bullied by their peers for being nervous
Jaysus she’s some mongo
by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022
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