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Get the Big dyslexic mongo mug.A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
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Get the Koso mongo mug.1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.
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