The "Not-Mom"

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"

Ex.Guy "1" Dude, last week I screwed Patricia. Shit was tight, I'll probably hit her up again soon.

Guy "2" Jeff, you are fucking your Not-Mom because she looks like your mom and she has the same name as your Mom. haha Gross

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"

by Sar452 October 2, 2016

mom

The woman who give all her life to you. The woman who was made you being a human. The person who love you so much and she will take care of you no matter what was happened until her life ended. Sonetimes, you may get annoyed by her. But it's all the way to show her love to you.

Child : Mom, i love you so much
teen : Mom, i'm so sorry...
adult : Mom, thanks to all. I'm so sorry... i hope i don't make you dissapointed.

by Azzure January 5, 2015

mom

The number one source of great jokes worldwide

I had rough sex with your mom last night

by Bill December 28, 2005

mom

a annoying but awesome person hahaa

mom i love u but u somewhat ANNOYIN

by mynameisunknown! April 4, 2010

mom

The best person in the entire world that is my best friend!!

I love you Mommy!

by Mandi September 23, 2003

MOM

A very sweet loving person HAPPY MOTHERS DAY Mom

a hard working person named Mom

by Zyan Coyle May 10, 2008

your mom's mom

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

by Sloane Koller April 11, 2008