molest myself

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

by Anthony Tamayo Jr. December 4, 2007

Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

collie molester

Derek Jeter

Once again that collie molester Jeter struck out with the bases loaded.

by Joe Torre May 18, 2004

yak molester

someone who is from canada

that yak molester is annoying the fuck out of me.

by walter9 September 13, 2008

Child Molester

The type of guy that you like to hang out with but everytime your kids get near their underwear disappears

Dad I'm not going to uncles Jakes house all of his team member people gang bang me I think they are Child Molesters

by bigvirgingslayer69 January 4, 2019

guitar molestation

idoits who think that black eyeliner is 'rock n' roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! molest the guitar daily'

fall out boy
mcr
Panic! at the disco
are gulity of guitar molestation

by Foo Freak July 28, 2008