Minimum Wage

The least amount an employer can pay someone for there work

Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2018

meximum wage

The most a Mexican gets paid to do shit work.

Earl: "Wow, your yard looks really good."
John: "Yeah I hired this border brother who works for meximum wage, a buck-fifty an hour and some water.
Earl: "Word.. stupid mexicans.. they will never learn."
John and Earl: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Stevie P. November 8, 2007

minimum wage

$5.15 per hour: what Michael Reppert/ mexicans earn in a hard day's work

You're earning minimum wage at the golf course? That's nothin... that's how much I paid your mom last night.

by Drew November 13, 2003

Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).

Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

Maximum Cockupancy

The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.

by Dick Fucking Diggler July 31, 2020

Maximum Rizz

In a way of describing a person that gets all bitches

Giorno: Ayooooo broooooo you got MAXIMUM rizz

Jotaro: Fr fr

by IMMA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST December 8, 2022

maximum effort

The point in which you have been sitting on the toilet, constipated for 7 hours straight, and haven't even managed to pinch out a little tootsie roll after eating KFC fried chicken for breakfast. All the sudden, you realize it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's time to move on with your pathetic and ever so boring and stupid existence, you let out a fucking war cry, shouting out "MAXIMUM EFFORT" start holding your breath as hard as you can, while you release the KFC crackin into the abyss of Davy Jones' locker, followed by the guy sitting in the stall to your right shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO POOP HERE"

Dude, I was on the shitter all day yesterday, I had to pull a maximum effort

by Sgt.unicorn June 26, 2017