the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

Mister Ed

New slang for really good heroin

Dudes got that mister ed horse

by Mick diggler January 28, 2020

Mister Howell

The Dark one who never gives mercy to those who he teaches. He is the dark lord of Mordor stronger than Sauron.

'That's so mister howell."

by NicolasStarTrueIdentity February 24, 2020

mister struggle

lol if you struggle with anything Christian girls won't want you

"can you come shopping with me"
man-"sorry i am a bit behind on the bible, im struggling wiht the whole moses bit"
"oh you're struggling?"
man-"no no not like mister struggle"
*wife leaves*

by hmmhmhm May 31, 2020

Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 11, 2021

fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.

Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.

by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

Mister Lester

A black teacher that works at Saint Katherine of Siena grade-school . He is cousins with Mike Tyson and loves pigeon's. He also was the fastest runner in penn relays and the first person to eat at torresdale Burger King. He loves his students and dates Mrs Seeds

Did you see mister Lester? Did you here that mister lester is South African. Mr lester likes boys.

by ReginaTanghe June 13, 2021