mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"
by Nigherferb March 05, 2022
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crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
by Crispy Brittany September 25, 2017
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Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains
Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”
by Mr Kankle April 27, 2022
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fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.
Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.
by D3adM3rchant October 25, 2015
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El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.
All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!
by Vanklofsgov December 08, 2017
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Mister Howell

The Dark one who never gives mercy to those who he teaches. He is the dark lord of Mordor stronger than Sauron.
'That's so mister howell."
by NicolasStarTrueIdentity February 24, 2020
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