apple minion

Pimp as mofo who needs to kill himself quick. Right after slapping his mother with his 4 ft cock.

Dude your suck an apple minion for doing that

by Pimp Ass Mofo November 5, 2013

Karen Minions

The dirty little shlaaaaaaags that will do anything to please their Queen Karen

"go and have a go at these people for breaking covid laws my Karen Minions but make sure you also break the same rule but play innocent if they call you out on it"
"Yes Queen Karen, anything for you"

by Sausage has been battered February 14, 2021

Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020

Douche minion

A follower and servant of a douche lord. Someone that is more repulsive than a douche lord; but not as nasty as a Douche Queen.

That fool does whatever that douche lord tells him too, he's a lowdown douche minion!

by nizipickatu April 12, 2010

minion crew

the coolest group of people about :) they love talking together and they love making jokes and being funny. i ❤️ minion crew :)

“oh wow!!! minion crew are so cool 😄😄”

by charlieluvsminioncrew April 6, 2022

Power Minion

The "Power Minion" is the bosses go to employee for getting tasks done. This individual possesses a high level of intellectual understanding and aptitude for the tasks being performed by the team. Power Minions are often found possessing higher than average levels of motivation and drive and in some ways could be thought of as the team quarterback. Power Minions with their expansive skills tend to attract other folks from the team and outside the team seeking advice and incite. Power Minion positions are often the most admired and coveted position on a team.

You’ve got a Power Minion on your team right there!

by BRDR March 23, 2022

Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.

Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.

by RevengGhost August 8, 2019