Minecraft

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

by big manchild May 22, 2019

Minecraft

The best game in the world until ur file gets corrupted

Minecraft is my favorite game I also killed the wither today that's fun. Then my fucking world got corrupted

by Dbb101lucky May 17, 2020

Minecraft

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

by The word dano June 24, 2019

Minecraft

A game commonly played by young children, adults, elders, pedophiles, and teenagers. It is based of an old game called NigNogMiner which was created by Jibbardi Allah Ackbarssain in 1988.

"my son played minecraft with a pedophile last night" "later they played MINEPORN"

by Tarun1sC00l May 17, 2018

Minecraft

Was once the biggest thing in the world now it’s just a wasteland of shitty videos and clickbait

YOU SUCK AT MINECRAFT YOU N00b

by Manfromthe90s July 17, 2018

Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Sadly everything is a "was"
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017

That is Minecraft, my favorite game forever

by PolyMoster May 01, 2022

Minecraft

The name means that you "Mine" for resources, and "Craft" things with the resources that you got from mining. Hence the name Minecraft. Also killed Fortnite and became number one in 2019 😎

Gaymer: hey dude wanna play Fortnite

Gamer: no i wanna play Minecraft

Gaymer: eww kid game

Gamer: oh look a creeper behind you

Creeper:

by PhilipDaMaster August 15, 2019