A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.
Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !
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When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
Get the midwest snorkel mug.The sensation of waking up with a slight erection known commonly as “morning wood”. Midrise and “half chub” are often used interchangeably.
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Get the Midrise mug.The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.
Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.
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if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?
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Things got pretty out of hand at the Moose Lodge on Friday night when the band started playing a polka version of “Whiskey in the jar.” I almost lost my manners in that Midwest mosh pit.
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