mickey mous

dude, you can't spell Mickey Mouse??

person456364346746535:i like mickey mous
person9:dude its Mickey Mouse not mickey mous...

by this is now my name May 15, 2020

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 18, 2006

Spooge-Mickey

When a male places his testicles atop his partners head making it look like they have mickey mouse ears

"Babe come here and let me give you a Spooge-Mickey"

by Daniel Liketofuck April 8, 2015

McD's (pronounced Mickey D's)

short for McDonald's

I'm starving! Pull into McD's (pronounced Mickey D's) sose I can get a burger and fries!

by petermante September 13, 2011

Mickey

A Mickey is a strong, reliable, selfless, sweet and loving person who knows a lot of people but is close with very few. Mickeys are a blast to hang around, but take it too far once in a while. Although they can be crazy, they are also crazy sweet, and are always there for their friends if they need to be, regardless of what they're going through or how it would affect them. Mickeys tend to be kinda tall, slender and attractive. A Mickey is a precious baby and the cootest doot. While they may say they don't need someone when they're upset, they always appreciate support and are always there to return the kindness. Mickeys make the best friends and are amazing at photography and art. I love Mickeys. ♡♡

Man, I wish I was strong like a Mickey.

by ♡Minnie♡ May 8, 2017

Texas Mickey

A large bottle of alcohol available in Canadian Liquor stores.(3Litres or 101oz.)
Can be vodka, rum or canadian whiskey.
101 shots for about $100.
Name derived from the fact that "Everything is bigger in Texas!"

"Yo Jim, wanna get crunk this weekend?"
"Aight!"
"Alright we can split the Texas Mickey and the O I picked up"
"DOPE!"

by Gumby244 February 20, 2009

Mickey Mouse

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.

by Edfrommars October 14, 2008