Michael

a Michael loves to be in the center of a joke and loves a nice cigar every day of the week and loves girls on tinder. He is funny guy and knows it. He likes taking nice walks with beard.

I wish I could kill for that beard , you like a Michael.

by driptoohardall day March 20, 2019

Michael

The most sexiest man alive. His stunning looks and erotic blood cells combine to fight off diseases making him immune to all. Usually coming from a Greek or European descendance, Michael will slay all with his dashing looks. When in bed he is said to have a large member no matter what his appearance may seem to say about him.

“Wow that kid is definitely not a Michael, he’s not as hot...”

by JumboPlaterM January 21, 2018

Michael

A man that poops a lot

Wow, did you see that poop? It was like a dump truck!! It was probably Michael...

by pussydemolisher489 May 20, 2014

Michael

A really good guy who keps me smiling. He's a good boyfriend. someone who i hold dear to by heart i love michael!!! we have good "others"

see him over there? he's such a michael

by PEESHCOP November 29, 2011

Michael

A flying whale

Person 1: WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT?
Person 2: I think that was a Michael!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 9, 2015

Michael

A good name for a man who likes multiple girls in the same group. Sloppy seconds is his goal.

Michael is cool

by Ppap🐷🐷🐷 January 24, 2017

Michael

A two faced asshole who thinks he is better than anyone else.

Michael was such a dick to me yesterday

by Bitch be fr April 2, 2019