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A band who use fast, but easy guitar riffs, rediculously cheesy lyrics sung in a girly-man tone, and trash can drums. Metallica are to be avoided at all costs.

Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.
'Tallica Sheep: Yeah, dude! Metallica rule!!! HELL YEAH! *prong*

Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.
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Metallica 

A band that used to be good in the 80's but now, with news songs that are so horrible, that it's Ear rape. They are also a band that is a pathetic excuse for Heavymetal, and they are in fact overrated Rock n'Roll.
Bob: I hate Metallica now, their new songs suck.
Billy:They also are a sad excuse for HeavyMetal.
Bob:Lets go to another band's concert instead.
Bill:Okay
Metallica by Reaywn January 9, 2010

metallica 

shite...always have been always will be...
i'm going to listen to metallica

I'm sorry but your son ripped his ears off listening to metallica
metallica by Throes_Of_Perdition January 8, 2009

metallica 

A band that wrote amazing albums such as Rise the Lightning and The Black Album in the 80's and early 90's, but then sold out with the album Load and have sucked every since.
Person 1: Dude have you heard the newest Metallica album?
Person 2: Metallica sold out with Load, I don't listen to them anymore.
metallica by jeckelhunter1 June 10, 2012

Metallica 

Metallica is one of the big 4 of thrash. Metallica have influenced much of thrash metal along with anthrax, megadeth, and slayer
Metallica is great
Metallica by Luftwaffle451LU February 24, 2019

Metallica 

A band who was at one time an untouchable juggernaut in the metal and rock music world. They released 4 straight albums that are widely considered to be some of the greatest heavy metal records ever. Than came 1991. And downhill they went. They cut their hair short and wore eyeliner. They played drums on a tin can. And last but not least, they did a collaboration with Lou Reed.....

Metallica is James Hetfield on vocals and rhythm guitar, Kirk Hammett on lead guitar, Rob Trujillo on bass, and Lars Ulrich on drums. Past members include the legendary Clifford Lee Burton (R.I.P) , Megadeth founder Dave Mustaine, and Jason Newstedt.
"Hey you like metal? I like some Metallica too, man!"

"Oh, that's cool. What's your favorite album"

"Black Album!!"

"..Ughhh"
Metallica by jugulargoliath August 24, 2012

Metallica 

80s metal band. Thank god Cliff Burton died or they never would've given up.

See also shit, crap, and gay.
When we were browsing through the CD store, Jack found some CD by Metallica in the shitty-ass-metal section. The section was full of cobwebs, shit, and kids with Master-Of-Puppets T-shirts.
Metallica by Chris May 17, 2005