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messafobe

One who is afraid of messes. And under no circumstances will be around a mess.

Always needs things tidy.

This person will walk into a room that's messy and have the sudden urge to clean it. If that is impossible due to the situation such as being at a party, the victim will leave the vicinity immediately.
Ex. 1 My friend turned out to be a messafobe when we moved in together. Now every room has to be clean at all times.

Ex. 2 Since dave is such a messafobe he can only go places where they keep shit clean, like a hospital or a church.
by nacho hut burrito dome July 19, 2011
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Costco Message

Sending a Instant Message or Text Message with multiple questions/answers or responses into one combined bulk message.
Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.
by ChrisXPPro1 January 5, 2010
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Finding R2's hidden message

Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"

Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."

"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*

Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
by howxs10tl March 30, 2011
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got the message

Means that you understand a persons actions or what a person is trying to say without literally telling you.
Him: I’d like to take you out on a date, you down?

Her:*doesn’t reply*

Him: Ight don’t expect to hear form me again. I got the message.

Her: Hey, so what are we exactly m?

Him: Look I really like you but I’m tryna focus on my career right now...
Her: Say no more, I got the message.
by In2sswasap February 14, 2021
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"change da world my final message, goodby e" is a meme that originated from r/cursedimages on reddit from a rat holding a ciggarate and the bottom text was from a video game.
change da world my final message, goodby e *vanishes aestheticly*
by yojoemama ha ha ah March 24, 2022
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Text message pimp

-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times
"Damn he hit me back quicker than jimmy crack corn, that text message pimp!"
by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006
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message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011
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