bullshit, diane talamante! I know it waz you, u fuckin whore! Fuckin fuck urself wit ur fucking tissues! wait, I can't talk shit about ur man boobs cuz they got "protection" (kleenex). U r full of shit!
by -ANONYMOUS DIANE HATER! April 05, 2005
A large powerful and luxurious car that people sometimes drive to try and show their higher importance on the road.
When waiting at red lights a bald guy in a suit pulled up next to me in his shiny black Mercedes S Class. He looked at me thinking he was the shit and I just sarcastically nodded. Lights go green and he floored it, hoping I would drag race him, What a moron.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
Follows bad example, but in reality is a really good friend. She gets in trouble cause of a bad friend. Beautiful and sweet
Girl #1: Is that a Mercedes?
Girl #2: Yeah. It doesn’t look like she’s with any bad example.
Girl #1: Let’s go say hi!
Girl #2: Yeah. It doesn’t look like she’s with any bad example.
Girl #1: Let’s go say hi!
by Katherine Rojas Ramirez April 27, 2019
A female (or tranny) who is strong emotionally and very humble. They r usually good hearted but don't get on their bad side because they can b very serious dueI2 intense maturity. They're usually spiritual 2 the point where they're in tune with their emotions.
Wow... I bullied Mercedes (really bad...like REALLY bad) because I like her but now she doesn't give me the time of day because shes MATURE like that! I want my mommyyyyyy :'(
by Butitsmercedes April 06, 2018
A Cuban-American girl with Dutch affiliations. Usually a trouble maker, non comformist a closet rebel.
by Nootje February 04, 2010
Mercedes is a sweet chubby girl. If you can make her laugh you own her heart. If you got mercedes attention and make her yours your very lucky because shes the most loyal females you will come by. Not many women like her in this world. The relationship will stay exciting because you never know what to expect from mercedes. One minute she loves you the next minute shes threatning your life. You cant try and take mercedes boyfriend away from her she will end your life beware her sweet looks cover up the crazy bitch inside! She values family her relationships and friends although if taken she tends to vut everybody off for her lover to avoid drama and problems and haters. Shes a real diamond. Treat her good and her loyalty will remain faithful to you for the rest of your life. If you have her love she will do anything to keep you happy.
Look at mercedes shes an amazing woman always keeps it real and never is a fake. I wish she was my friend.
by Lil traviesa February 20, 2019
The car for your average everyday karen. If you drive a white Mercedes you are probably a 16 year old girl named Emily that calls herself PAN sexual!! If you think this car is a good car at all then you are more of a crackhead then Emily. I feel so bad for anyone who has to drive such a unbelievably woman like car!
by Jake from all state June 21, 2020