Mega Carrot

its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW

Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!

by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017

Mega nut in her

When mega man has his blaster on full blast in her ass

I was playing mega man and on the last boss until He Mega nut in her

by Fucking read it June 4, 2018

megaccino

1. Any type of coffee, at all, i.e. cappuccino, espresso, latte, regular ol joe. Or anything at all. (Like thingamajig or whatchamacallit)

2. A good or bad person, depending on the context.
3. Can be vulgar and sophisticated at the same time
4. A once in a lifetime experience
5. The secret to the XX's most interesting man which can be his power or his kryptonite

6.a very handsome man or sexy lady

Look at this megaccino right here!

Hey, let's go get a couple megaccinos!

You're being a real megaccino about this whole situation!

by Meghan Chino January 1, 2019

mega oOf

the biggest of the oOfs, a mega oOf

Person 1: Man, I locked my keys in my car and now I have to call an Uber.

Person 2: That sounds like a mega oOf!

by music is fun to listen to February 10, 2019

Mega-spread

The act of spreading your ass cheaks so far that you don’t have to wipe

Bro I know we don’t have any toilet paper, I’ll just mega-spread.

by Dirtykev3216 April 7, 2019

mega drop

Same as a Mic Drop but done to authorities figures.
It refers to a megaphone.
And it's mostly metaphorical.

Punk'd Churchill was a huge mega drop!

by terminal1 July 23, 2020

Montana mega mount

In order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his sexuality. It usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. It is up to you to bring her home with you and your THREE other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. Now the fun begins. One of you rams his penis in her vagina, the other rams his in her anal cavity (the trick is to left her butt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist tittty fucking her fat breasts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his penis deep in her mouth. This, is the montana mega mount

Harold: Me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. We intended on having a rodeo with her but Marcus decided we Montana Mega Mount her. We practically stuffed all her holes bro

James: Dude, that's kinda weak..

by billygoatbilly February 8, 2010