A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.

♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

by Telephony July 1, 2015

hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

by Maria B April 24, 2004

Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman

The definition of this "joke" is still opaque at best. From my understanding, it was a reference BY Lindsay Ann Sherrill ABOUT Lindsay Ann Sherrill. It was made on Valentine's Day 2005 after she pounded not one, not two, but three White Russians. (and by pounded three white russians i dont mean had rough sex with three men from russia)...(or do i???) While she is in nursing school, she is not a doctor. She has been in charge of giving medicine to patients on occasion, which may be where this self-title is rooted. More information will be posted when received

"Hey, who is that sexy dancer dancing behind P Diddy?"
"Oh, thats Dr Quinn Internet Medicine Woman"

by Tony Tone Tone February 15, 2005

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.

Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

medicine

the best song by harry styles. he better release it on hs3.

Have you heard Medicine?

Yeah it's so good. Kinda sexual, good vibes man.

by tommothetiny April 4, 2021