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Chrocess mapping

The art of process mapping a business activity in front of a live audience, preferably in a scrappy and incoherent fashion, and using only the crude tools provided in Microsoft Powerpoint .

A typical Chrocess map will be covered in squares that aren't quite square, linked together with arrows that look like they could have been drawn by an elephant holding a crayon in its trunk. The use of a garish and visually offensive colour palette is encouraged
Employee 1: Do you understand the new process for going on campus during COVID-normal?
Employee 2: I thought I did until I attended the Chrocess mapping session on the topic. Now I'm more confused than ever.
by OzzieBloke21 March 24, 2021
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Dutch mapping

Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".

If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"

Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
by Kaiser Natsuki II August 10, 2021
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Noober Mapping

He's the best. Creator of Forest in Micro's MM2 which EVERYONE knows is the BEST map and ITS everyone's FAVOURITE!
HE'S ALSO THE BEST MAPPER AND MAKES THE BEST MUSIC!
Man, I want to be just like Noober Mapping One Day.
by Noober Mapping December 31, 2021
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slut clapping

To clap using only butt cheeks. This talent requires so much booty that only few people, usually big assed sluts, can perform it with ease, hence the word "slut".
That guy has so much booty he'd be slut clapping on my bed all night
by egyptiano March 7, 2022
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Boulder mapping

god himself
by theelitephayze69420 August 21, 2023
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Clapping

The sound made when the bodies of 2 people smack against eachother
I was so sick last night, I could hear Eddie and Sara clapping all night
by Twurzy July 7, 2018
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Clapping cheeks

The gentle art of moving your buttcheeks in a motion that looks like clapping, and makes a sound similar to it
Brittany was clapping cheeks to that slutty song
by RM9G January 1, 2020
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