Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.
RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.
RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."
No.....
You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)
No.....
You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)
by Toadstoolturd July 15, 2006
A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.
Kid: Do you have any drinks?
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.
by Ball Licker July 26, 2003
by Taryn Y January 29, 2008
A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs
by Choo-Choo McGrew July 09, 2006
1. A place where cheap MFers go when they can't afford Taco Bell.
2. A place where everyone goes eventually.
3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy.
4. Home of the Shamrock shake.
2. A place where everyone goes eventually.
3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy.
4. Home of the Shamrock shake.
by Sharky Bootes December 23, 2003
McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music
McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you
McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music
McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you
McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!
by Andrew Floyd Williams April 05, 2007