The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

Mayor of China

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the mayor of china

by sehun July 19, 2021

Mayor Carmen

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.

If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.

by Newspaperer March 2, 2008

Meet The Mayor

Buying or getting weed.

I'll meet the mayor later tonight.

by Steve Eddy August 17, 2012

Mayor of Yappington

A person who does not stop yapping, usually older people and older brothers.
Annoying too, and will not stop yapping.

My grandfather is the Mayor of Yappington, for God's Sake.

by KingKraZe June 19, 2024

mayor trap

When a woman holds a man's penis inside of her vagina with force causing him to ejaculate inside of her.

Aw man! I just got mayor trapped by my ex girlfriend! Now I have to pay child support.

by The most amazing robotics team May 22, 2016

Hector Mayor

Can melt any girls heart. Favorite word: Boi. Most likely mains D.va in Overwatch and Likes to constantly sleep on a certain person lap. He also can't be nerfed. Loves to turn the tables around for others.

Hector Mayor stole Melanie's heart in front of someone.

by XNuke February 8, 2017