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Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
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our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!
our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted
by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015
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Mayor Carmen

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.
If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.
by Newspaperer March 2, 2008
mugGet the Mayor Carmenmug.

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.
Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
by pooooooki July 30, 2025
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mayor michael nutter

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.
Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.
by hitlertoall September 6, 2016
mugGet the mayor michael nuttermug.

Spooptown Mayor

In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything
woah dude, Jacob is the Real Spooptown Mayor!
by Moonie, the moonpie September 28, 2020
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Mayor of Yappsville

When one talks so much they become the mayor of yappsville.
"Oh brother... I guess we found the mayor of yappsville.
by armymoastaynetzien November 2, 2023
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