One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
by WellFuckYouToo December 09, 2019
by A.M.t.M. January 22, 2009
by my nigga van July 27, 2009
When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.
by yer12345 March 15, 2009
The Leader of the methheads. The Boss of all bosses. The king King of Meth. Watch out for METHIUS MAXIMUS!!
Guy 1: Damn that guys crazy! is that jamal?
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!
by everydayimhustling69 July 15, 2011
"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"
"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"
"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"
"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"
"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"
by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010
When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
by Schwance L Berger November 13, 2008