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Froul Mates

When two people are destined to be friends. It's like soul mates but for friends.
The people think alike and act alike. These actions reaffirm the fact that you and your friend are froul mates.
Dude I was thinking the same thing! We're so froul mates!
by Amber/Laura December 25, 2009
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mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
by RVLambo February 1, 2009
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wal-marts

A white trash term for Wal-mart, usually used when going into gas stations and asking the clerk how to get to the nearest wal-mart.
After getting clear directions, they still have no idea how to get there.
They also look for Shells, Krogers, Targets, K-marts, Ventures, Best Buys, ect.
Scuse me there man, can you tells me wheres the closests wal-marts is from heres, I'm from Chillicothe and they dun aint's gots one there yet. Cuz I needs to get me sum beef jerky and a tweety bird shirt.
by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005
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Matas

A perfect lad with a good personality and very funny and popular.And most commonly they are Lithuanian.Most People called Matas are very strong and kind too
Hey matas
Welll
by Realbot229 October 24, 2019
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Matisse

Matisse, the best person in the world. She is beautiful inside and out, her smile lights up the world and her small eyes bring a smile to your face. She has eyebrows that are slayed to the Gods and highlight that always be popping. Her personality bangs, she acts all shy but when you get to know her she bare weird and crazy but that's cute when it not annoying.
Guy 1: Wasn't Matisse slaying today.
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
GUy 1: Matisse makes all other girls irrelevan
by .YourDad. July 17, 2016
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Mattster

An emo mod of the TeenHut forums.

Targeting specific users, he'll typically wait for the slightest opportunity to infract one of these said members mostly based on past butthurt. Instead of admitting his mistakes and making amends, he insists on backing himself (in Mattland, looking like an arse) and saying things like "You're dumb" and the ever-popular neg rep.

His e-girlfriend, Lana (who's also emo; imagine that), is also an active member of the forum. Using her Ultimate VIP membership to return neg reps, she is often found running to her mod e-boyfriend every time she's a little butthurt. This often results in the butthurter getting infracted; and in some cases, banned.

He considers himself the alpha male of the mods, and his fellow mods don't dare disagree with his infractions.

Basically, do not expect much from him, because through his thick eyeliner (borrowed from Lana, of course) he sees the internet as the real world. Remember kids, the internet is serious business.
User 1: "Let's make an Encyclopedia Dramatic article for TeenHut"
Mattster: "How about I follow what was written about me.. And ban everyone who posted here? =D"
User 2: "Hows about you stop taking shit so seriously, and take a joke?"
Mattster: "olol fuk u 2"
Mayank: *facepalm*
by Crapster August 5, 2009
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Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019
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