Martin

Martin is said when somebody is not funny, says a joke that doesn't make any sense or says something that is hard to believe.

Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.

by Podiumusic December 1, 2011

Martin

A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork! Also a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything.

Friend: hey martin what are you doing after school?
Martin: I am probably going to play lax

by bingbong223457654 May 11, 2009

Martin

Some gay fag who likes to suck dick, he is also Asian don't get near him because he will touch you he is always horny.

Man that's definitely a Martin.

by Someone you sont know August 7, 2016

Martin

anti-drugs, usually mexican, loves girls that are fit with pink pussy that have the name Lacey, is very anti-xan,loves rap and trap music also likes playing video games.

Yo martin go fuck lacey.

by dudeology666 January 4, 2018

Martin

A Martin, word given to a person who acts like an asshole.

Person 1: Hey, you’re a real asshole you know that?
Person 2: No they’re a Martin.
Person 1: Oh right, yeah! You’re such a Martin!

by Erro_r404 May 3, 2020

Martin

A Martin is someone who knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He makes his girl feel she's the luckiest in the whole wide world. Always saying something cute to make her blush. He's one of those boys that your 11:11 wish is about. He's also extremely hot and has an amazing personality. He will always brighten your day, no matter the weather conditions. He also always find a way to make you feel special. But the most important Martin's characteristic is that he is a ginger.

so how's Martin?
oh you know, still perfect.

by theofficefangirl December 4, 2021

Martin

Unfunny

Jesus your such a Martin

by anonymous November 9, 2020