skid marks

poop that leaves lines in your underpants

i pooped and left skid marks

by mike February 12, 2003

Bastard marks

1.)When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

by Its mE Alex July 24, 2008

Brotation Marks

When replying to a question, the use of Bro at the beginning of the sentence and the end of a sentence (like the use of quotation marks). Often used to say a witty/comedic comeback to the posed inquiry.

Example 1
Dude 1: My girlfriend got pregnant and i have no idea how!
Dude 2: Bro, based god fucked your bitch bro!
Dude 1: Nice use of Brotation marks, but that doesn't help the situation!

by Efstathios 'The Greek' October 10, 2011

St. Marks

A ridiculously over-gayed all boys private school in Dallas, TX. All of the boys who attend love to bash the Greenhill students, but only because these persons are obvisouly superior to the ALL BOYS attendees of St. Marks.

"Hey, this totaly jerk flipped me off while I was driving today!"
"He was probably from St. Marks"

by Joe Mallick January 12, 2009

Skin Marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

Hey Bailey! Check out these skin marks on Sarah's panties!"

by Ingl October 17, 2010

Katelyn Marks

Hello kitty meets Optimus Prime

it's a katelyn marks!!!

by Soulmate1 December 10, 2010

muffler marks

the residual shit stains in your underwear at the end of the day. Just like skid marks, but more apt to be from a possible shart.

Randy was prone to excessive muffler marks so he switched from tighty whities to dark boxers.

by turriblechuck February 19, 2012