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cha chu mao 

In lamens terms means to shut your mouth. Relates to a similar term, shut your face. Should be used often to annoy others and preferibly with a slight accent. Can be shortened if neccesary to "cha chu" or in emergency to "cha", but only in emergency.
(in Vegas, 7 am) "Dude, you are going to die if you snort anymore blow."

response "CHA CHU MAO!"
cha chu mao by Awesome February 25, 2005
Related Words
mao maori Maow Mao Zedong Maor! Mao- mao Mao Tse-Tung maoi Maoism maolys

mooey mao 

To place an ice cube into a vagina. This term is derived from the Spanish "muy mal," meaning very bad. However, while experiencing a mooey mao, actually exclaiming said phrase is made more difficult by the now icy vagina.
Oh Pablo! I love this mooey mao!

di di mao 

vietnamese word meaning get outta here, or move it or something along those lines.
"This party sucks, let's di di mao"
di di mao by pubert November 20, 2004

didi mao 

Translates into "get the fuck out".
I'm taking a shit! Didi mao!
didi mao by KRHimself June 10, 2006

China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong) 

Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)"
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.”

pond mao 

a huge noob. biggest noob alive. needs to stop noobing so much and get friends.
dude... hes such a pond mao at world of warcraft