monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

maked

When a Male is naked, but only wearing a T-Shirt and socks. In the winter when a male is 'maked', he is only wearing a headband and socks.

Girl 1- "Did you hear about that kid Nick who came into school maked!?"

Boy 2- "Yea! He didn't even notice until he walked into 1st period!!"

by robMPrepresent April 1, 2011

Macked

to get owned, hit, etc.

"yo my man look that car got macked" "oh word that shit got owned kid"

"yo ima mack that nigga if he keep grilin" "do you my doo, you know i got you"

by Supah B-Rad April 20, 2008

Masked by Math

When someone’s worth as a person in society is often defined by their grade in school math, which means that the odds of their securing a promising career or future look bleak if they were not born with the “mathematical gene” or didn’t have a silver-spoon upbringing.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise intelligent people worldwide have their dreams dashed every year, because the course they plan to study in college requires them to have a passing grade in math or statistics or calculus—in other words, what percentage of the world’s population has been unfairly or unjustifiably been masked by math?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

Gucci Maned

To spend a lot of time on one particular thing but still do a horrible job at it.

Tom spent his entire Christmas break writing an essay, but he still got an F on it. Even though he tried his hardest, Tom Gucci Maned his Christmas break.

by Icy Wyte January 4, 2018

The Masked Singer

A show where a bunch of crappy pop singers embrace their inner fursona, spending their time performing erotic furry dances for their audience on FOX, the homeland for furry news and entertainment.

I told Billy that I watched the masked singer; he responded by calling me a furry loving fureeaboo.

by A better person than a person January 13, 2019

macked

When you order something from a restaurant and you think that it is going to be awesomely big and delicious, but it turns out to be tiny/pathetic.

"I am so hungry, I can't wait for my meal"
Server Brings out food.
"Damn it I got macked"

by Dirtybird41 February 1, 2013