Big Man Syndrome

When a small man (specifically under 6’) tells everyone he’s 6’+ and says his dick is 9” and has the circumference of a beer can

*warning: bringing this subject up to somebody with BMS makes them VERY angry*

(Nicholas kolchef)
by Horsecawk March 29, 2021
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Extra Man Syndrome (EMS)

The feeling that somebody is missing or has just left a room or social situation. Usually lasts for a second or so, and is preceded by the sensation of said persons presence.
"Where Humphrey? ..... Ah, nevermind, just had some real bad Extra Man Syndrome (EMS), thought Humphrey was with us for a moment there."
by Bon Laerd January 03, 2015
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little man big man syndrome

a cop , DA or any person that thinks is above anyone in earth. He thinks is God.
A power trip Cop or District attorney. Shorter men having alter ego when they are around other men to make up from being short.Little man big man syndrome.
by seous September 19, 2013
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Man Jaw Syndrome

or "MJS" for short.
Condition in which a female has an abnormally square/manly jaw.
Emily Deschanel (from the TV series, "Bones")

Jim: goddamn homie, she's fine!
Tim: yeah, but she's got a serious case of Man Jaw Syndrome
Jim: shitbiscuits, you're right
Tim: you bet you're black ass I'm right
by puertorican120 June 28, 2011
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Man-Child Syndrome

Not quite a man, not quite a child. Stuck somewhere in between. Has memories repressed from when he was a child
TA: He has man-child syndrome

TA: You know, he's not quite a man, not quite a child

Student: Oh Kinda like Zac Efron?
by Blabbermouth26 January 26, 2010
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Man Thong Syndrome

When a male acts in a manor which may be perceived as gay only because a women is not around. The affected individual acts as such do to high testosterone levels which make the male want to do gay things such as; whipping his balls out, humping, gay suggestive gestures(verbally), and for instance wearing Man Thongs amongst men.
Matt winked at a guy today.

Matt said he'd tap a guy who was playing Beer Bong.

Matt got a boner in a room full of men.

Matt said he'd "tap that", to a guy in his dorm.

#Man Thong Syndrome
Matt secretly "likes" his roommate Justin.
by ABizzle49 December 07, 2010
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man boob syndrome

man boob syndrome is a common condition in the United Kingdom and the United States of America. It occours when a male with a rather poor diet puts on large amounts of fat from fast food etc. These Manboobs (commonly known as moobs) are frighteningly similar to the female breast.
Fred: Check out that dudes man boobs!
Phil: haha... they look like real tits as well, i bet he suffers from Man Boob Syndrome
by Woodworm March 08, 2007
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