Malte is the type of guy who smokes a joint and then go spits in a girls mouth. Malte always has blond hair and is a little bit chubby. He likes sex with older women and a finger in the bum.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
Wow, that guy just took the train for 2 hours to have sex with an older woman - that’s such a Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
by Eggs and bacon with a sprinkle November 22, 2021
Get the Maltemug. The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.
PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025
Get the Maltingmug. A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.
Model-Malte make your math homework!
by VMSE September 9, 2018
Get the Model-Maltemug. Malte is a boy from Sweden who has light brown hair and blue eyes. He has a lot of friends and gets a lot of girls. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He is a bit shy in public, but with friends, he can do almost anything. Malte is very handsome and has extremely good looking hair. Most important, he has a lot of girls.
by Maltemist Alkoholist December 12, 2016
Get the Maltemug. An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.
-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020
Get the Maltemug. Malte is that one person u think u will never meet. He is hot and really reallyyy perfect. He will always make u feel like a real princess everyday. If is not from his smartness he is a real good looking guy and if u meet Malte u should really get your time to know him, because he will treat u like his bae.
by From W❤️ October 10, 2018
Get the Maltemug. Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
by Firefroster May 17, 2017
Get the Maltemug.