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Malte

Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
“Malte looks so good today

“Malte is so strong I want his dahri in me”
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Malte

Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.

Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...

B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
by Firefroster May 17, 2017
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Malte

A person with a name that was accidentally written without an "H". This said person is extremely dumb and is usually not very good at anything he does. He is the perfect example of stupidity.
"Bro, why you acting like such a Malte."
by ihateandreas September 16, 2021
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Malte

He is the most wonderful persson you will ever meet, he is super down to earth and dosen't thinks much of himself he is the most beautiful persson you will meet. he often gives out free candy to everyone and everybody loves him
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by maltetheflexgod January 15, 2019
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Malte

Cody: Oh wow that guy is german!
Mody: Is he a Malte?
Cody: PROBABLY
by wkljfoewirjgpej February 7, 2018
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Malte

malte is a very very hot and attractive Boy who has the prettiest smile ever. He is very tall and Looks very cute und you want to cuddle him all the time!! He Loves it to Play kendama and he is very talented. He also likes soft pillows . malte has a very nice Style an He is such an Inspiration!!! He is an amazing and lovable boy and If you know a malte Then never drop him!
oh wow He is so talented ....that must be a malte
by deinSternundso November 21, 2021
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Malte

A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.

He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.

If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
Person 1: Did you hear from Malte?
Person 2: Malte? That blonde German?
by penname12345 November 22, 2021
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