Mailma'am

Female postal carrier

If a male postal carrier is a Mailman, then his female counterpart must a Mailma'am.

Wow, get a load of the size of that ass on our Mailman walking away...I never noticed it was that big before. Hey dummy, that's because it's not our regular carrier. That's Bertha the Mailma'am and been she's walking that ass off every day since she took over the route.

by hatrancho July 2, 2021

Mailaif

The way a person who speaks spanish would in their native language say “my life”.

“Carlita is the love of Mailaif”

by Daddy Toñito August 2, 2021

Maleah

Will not hesitate to break your knees. A girl that is almost always the short but feisty one. Once you get to know them, and they are on your side, they are very nice. Although they will do some rude things out of boredom.

"Maleah has such a big friend group"

by TheTinyOfDemons (short) October 28, 2021

e-mileage

The phenomenon that occurs when you receive a really good email and you forward it to friends who continue to forward it on.

Man, that last email was so funny, I know it's going to get a lot of e-mileage.

by Lisad October 4, 2007

make mileage

imperative form of "leave;" get lost; scram

"OK, make mileage."
-bouncer in Song of the Thin Man

by John Triton April 2, 2008

Pussy Mailed

It means to be blackmailed but by a woman that is either ur wife or girlfriend. It is when a man is blackmailed by there female partner with the comnsquence of no booty, sex or love making

Guy "i am not going to finger this panda's but"
Chick"If u dont u aint get any"
Pand"Dam u just got Pussy mailed"
Guy"what the fuck"

by Hunter williams August 2, 2009

Grass Mileage

A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.

Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.

by VTvalley2 November 27, 2009